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Looking like a proper sort during Bombay Bicycle Club’s set at #readingfestival at least I got on tv? #reading2014 #readingfestival2014 #reading

@rotgot23 + Yolandi Vi$$er at Reading Festival WAT KYK JY?!#reading #reading2014 #readingfestival #readingfestival2014 #dieantwoord

xibalbadance:

Can we just take a moment to appreciate Oglaf?

Backstory to the king: the skull creature cursed him with the best giver of blowjobs. He overtook an enemy by giving a blowjob and they crowned him.

(via bigmouthsucksagain)

I fucking hate Home Depot. Hate it! Because that’s where your childhood goes to die. It really is, it’s where your childhood goes to die. The second… the one day you go in to a Home Depot and you’re like, “Oooo knobs.” You’re dead. You’re dead inside. All of us have had that moment where we’re like, “That’s a cute little mailbox.” Bury your dreams ‘cause you’re not a kid any more.

(Source: silverrock, via bigmouthsucksagain)

Words of wisdom from Amy Poehler

(Source: lyceck, via bigmouthsucksagain)

weneeddiversebooks:

#WeNeedDiverseBooks summer reading series! If You Liked Angelina Ballerina, try A Dance Like Starlight by Kristy Dempsey because both are about young girls (okay one is a mouse!) who can think of nothing but ballet.
naturalgyrls:

♥♥♥♥♥♥BLACK GIRLS WITH LONG HAIR…LOVE IT!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥

cleromancy:

autisticfandomthings:

madeofpatterns:

"Always believe people about abuse" sounds like a good rule but it isn’t.

It is really, really important to remember that abusers often accuse their victims of abuse.

(via bigmouthsucksagain)

nostrokesjuststrudels:

kelbebop:

I think Pooh is supposed to be dressed as a bee, but it looks like he’s sporting a stylish black two-piece. Kudos, Hallmark.

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merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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(via bigmouthsucksagain)

16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!
electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOUlike BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

mangowho:

barrowmans:

omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg

I don’t have anything against it either. I really don’t. My best friend is straight, but like, keep it in the bedroom you know?

(Source: oncebarrowmans, via bigmouthsucksagain)

ero-miki:

Putting down confident girls is not feminism

shaming sex workers is not feminism

"I’m not like other girls" is not feminism

slut shaming is not feminism

shaming BDSM practitioners is not feminism

misandry is not feminism

ignoring trans women’s rights is not feminism

(Source: ero-miki, via bigmouthsucksagain)